"Creepers Are Keepers"

Before I start, I thought this photo was cute so I wanted to share it with you (sorry to those of you who I cut out of the photo). I paid my babygirl a visit in Madison and attended a Hmong Awareness Conference this past weekend and it was fun, fun, fun. Got to see Kong&Shu Lor again along with other Hmong musicians and met a few new faces as well. It was neat. Can't wait to go back! =)

Okay, so you all read my blog title and are probably thinking that I must be crazy. Before any furthur obnoxious assumptions, let me explain what is is that's behind that seemingly wacky phrase. Keep in mind, I'm an extremely sarcastic person..just incase you haven't caught that yet after reading my previous blogs.

I met up with my girls for late night appetizers just earlier tonight for a major catch up session. We all haven't seen each other in over a week (trust me, that's a long, long time knowing that we literally hang out six days of the week) because Angel was in New York for spring break, and especially because of that, there were TONS of stories to share. MS (refer to previous blog: 5 Types of Friends Everyone Should Have: The Innocent One) also known as the stalker magnet updated the rest of the girls on what it is she's been up to. For quite some time now, she's had a very persistant admirer who constantly nags at her to feed him a little attention. It's safe to say...she despises the poor guy more than she hates 10MPH drivers on the 65MPH highway. He has stalked her on facebook to the point where she deleted him, somehow figured out her school email and constantly sends her emails, even figured out her number some way, somehow just recently, and YES, he sends her text messages now. Literally, one of the emails read: MS, why can't you give me a chance like how you give all the other guys chances? Write back to me or I'll flood your inbox with my emails. Haha. My POOR BABYGIRL! She's the sweetest thing ever so she's not the type to tell him off assertively. It's literally rare to hear the word DAMN come out of her mouth and if us girls are ever lucky enough to hear her slip, we always try to make her say it again! LOL. I find the situation hilarious actually because this guy is so PERSISTANT! HOLY MOLY does he just keep on truckin'! This guy does NOT know how to call it quits. He would without a sweat beat the energizer bunny by a million because he just keeps on going and going and going AND GOING! In no way shape or form has MS ever lead him to believe she was interested, but this guy just doesn't get the picture. He's a creeper. And what does Angel say? CREEPERS ARE KEEPERS. Why? Because babygirl, in all honesty, that boy will love you unconditioinally. It all makes sense! LOL. How do you get rid of a guy who doesn't believe in quits? You can't! And THAT right there my friends is a winner! No matter what, through thick and thin, through all the hate that you could possibly give him, he will still..in the end..not love you any less than before the hell you gave him. This guy deserves a round of applause! *CLAPS* Take it this way, not all girls are fortunate enough to have a creeper to fall back on if all else fails. My babygirl is so lucky! I wish I had a creeper. Gosh darn it all!

So remember ladies, next time a creeper drives you to the brink of insanity, always remember, that boy will love you unconditionally regardless.

Thanks for reading! Have a good night!

Random quotes from tonight that made me laugh so hard I cried:

"Bros before....[GLARES]....GURLOS."

"Creepers are keepers!"

"Here's a picture of Chris and I. I got cut out but I think it's still cute."
"Join the club." (inside joke that I know you won't understand..still funny as ever)

"I fucken hate my wife, that cunt."
"Hi swee-"
"Shut the fuck up."
"Mark, sweetie, Brad and Angelina have a cute name like Brangelina. What's ours?"
"Hmmm...MUNT."