How Swearing Makes Everything So Much Funnier

NOT MEANT TO BE READ BY ANYONE WHO CAN'T HANDLE A LITTLE HUMOR(in simpler terms, just take that stick out of your ass)

I know there are those who disagree with my title but at least give me the chance to explain it. Firstly, I don't even understand why people are so anal about the subject, but then again I could go wayyy deeper into what I just previously typed and it could get really technical and ugly. ...Continuing, it's not that bad, REALLY. It seriously makes everything THAT much more funnier. People can think whatever they want, but I don't find swearing degrading or whatever else effect it can have on someone. Swearing makes everything funnier, I can't stress that enough. Here, just read my examples..

"Screw you, world!" VS "FFFFFUCK YOU, WORLD!" <--that being funnier, right!? RIGHT.
"I'm having a great day!" VS "My day's FUCKEN awesome!" <--that being more convincing.
"Ouch!" VS "FUCK!"
"He makes me so angry!" VS "FUCK!"
"oh crap!" VS "FUCK!" <--they all explain themselve.
"No one cares." VS "Who gives a flying FUCK?" <--I wouldn't question that.
"No." VS "FUCK no."
"Yes." VS "FUCK yes."
"He's a clever fellow." VS "That's one motherfucken clever bitch." (It's just one of those things where a female is able to use it but if a guy ever does, he's a fucken dead man.)

If my examples didn't convince you, then I don't know what else would. Hope you all enjoyed! Have a good night! =P